LOTR Flash Videos from Albinoblacksheep.com

For those who have not seen any of these videos yet, they are highly recommended for all Lord of the Rings fans. Especially the "They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard" video.

"They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard

Summary: Song featuring Legolas, Aragorn, the hobbits, Celeborn and Galadriel, and, of course, Gollum.

Gollum Rap ("The Towers Are the Players")

Summary: Rap involving Gollum, an orc, and Sauron.

Mashed Taters (Potatoes)

Summary: Sam explains the concept of taters/potatoes to Gollum.

Since the words to the rap may not be entirely clear, I humbly provide the lyrics, with a link to my source:

"Gollum is Smeagol
King I is regal
Basshead for the precious
Smeagol fly like an eagle

Precious is my bling-bling
Precious gonna sing-sing
Precious on my finger
Nasty hobbits no sting-sting

My pimp stick a missin'
Redrum on a mission
Don't f*ck wit the Gollumses playa
Playa we be fishin'

Me wants it
Hobbitses stole it
Power to the Playa
And the Gollum who controls it

The Towerz are the Playaz
The Towerz are the Playaz all

Skills with the grooves
Middle Earth have you heard the news?
Gollum drop a beat that even Orcses even use

Sauron and Smeagol
Kitty full of evil
Jumpin' down to D-Town
Smeagol get medieval

My drawers are hangin' light
I'm stuffin' up my pipe
Spliffin' and a splashin' I'm steppin' to the mic

Gollum is Smeagol
King I is regal
Basshead for the precious
Smeagol fly like an eagle

The Towerz are the Playaz
The Towerz are the Playaz all"